it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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