remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
