Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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