Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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