laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
