ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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