There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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