so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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