How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just want nice things and good sex
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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