; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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