i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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