I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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