You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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