They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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