spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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