Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i permit you to call me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
the raccoons are back...
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