He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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