There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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