Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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