I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
