Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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