doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I died a long time ago.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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