I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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