Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have post one night stand depression
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
