smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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