Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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