I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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