Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
50% drunk capacity currently
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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