A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
