just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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