i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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