we're blogging at a bar
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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