Its about making memories worth repressing
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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