Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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