oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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