So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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