He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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