Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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