if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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