He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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