If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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