But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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