I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Hippo gnu deer
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
