what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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