My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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