Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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