Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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