Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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