How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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