After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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