Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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