Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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