Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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