This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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