I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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