Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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