ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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