i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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