If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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