what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
birth control should be required to get into college
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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