if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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